Blog Posts you don't want to read

Most of the time, I read my blog posts in the morning.

Every once in a while I have posts that give me a headacke just by reading the title :D

Just step back a little from your daily "techno review" and read the titles out loud to have a good laugh ;)
Some examples:

• Microsoft Unity Dependency Injection Application Block Released
• SpringSource Enterprise Delivers Enhanced Spring Support and Monitoring Capabilities
• 
  Cyclomatic Complexity Revisited
• 
  New Thin Server Architecture and SOFEA Working Group Web Site Launched


• Generic versus User Specific Data Streams for Scalable Web Sites
• Communicating Intent through Idiom and Paradigm Selection

I only took the latest posts ;)
The reasons I find them funny is because:

• They use and combine "enterprisey" buzzword
• The title alone is so complex you need to read it twice
• There is few chances that you'll ever have to use what they talk about because it narrows to such a limited field
• Even if you have the courage to click on the link, you will read less than 10 words out of it
• As soon as you'll leave the page you will forgot about it
• When you encounter one, you know it's time for another coffee :)

ps1: It's not about a technology (microsft, java, ruby...) every community does this kind of posts ;)

ps2: InfoQ is a good source of information, I remove theserverside feed because it was getting so much worst than InfoQ in the buzzword competition ;)